{"id":10883,"date":"2021-11-19T18:25:59","date_gmt":"2021-11-19T18:25:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.smithcorona.com\/blog\/?p=10883"},"modified":"2022-10-03T17:50:12","modified_gmt":"2022-10-03T17:50:12","slug":"rollo-printer-prank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.smithcorona.com\/blog\/rollo-printer-prank\/","title":{"rendered":"Dammit, Smith Corona! They Put Our Stuff In Jell-O Again!"},"content":{"rendered":"

How do you know it was us?<\/span><\/p>\n

We\u2019re just here to congratulate you on the upcoming launch of your new Rollo Wireless printer<\/strong>. It\u2019s not like anyone\u2019s ever done that before!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Really, though. It\u2019s awesome you\u2019re branching out into bigger and better things in the super exciting world of thermal printing.<\/span><\/p>\n

Everyone\u2019s talking about you!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

I mean, we get phone calls about your printers all the time, and we know our labels<\/a> aren\u2019t the problem. Seriously, is your customer support just hiding in the annex?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Also, what\u2019s with your selling points on shipping labels<\/a>? \u201cDone Easy. Done Fast. Done Cheap.\u201d That\u2019s what she said!<\/span><\/p>\n

But in all honesty, we\u2019ve always been your biggest \u201cflan.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Yes, we know that the thing about a practical joke is knowing when to start and when to stop. Is now the time for us to stop putting Rollo\u2019s personal effects<\/a> in Jell-O?<\/span><\/p>\n

Probably. We don\u2019t want them to put us in \u201ccustard-y\u201d!<\/span><\/p>\n

Boom! Roasted!<\/span><\/p>\n

Stay tuned for a Smith Corona HONEST review<\/a> of the new Rollo Wireless<\/strong><\/a> printer!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>